WHO’S IN SHAQ’S FIVE?!

January 27, 2008

Extra TV has posted a pdf of Shaq’s financial affidavit from his divorce. How this stuff is made public with his address and earnings is beyond me. But I did see a few items that are just nuts.

The daddy has monthly telephone expenses of $3,345. Maybe he calls Vlade a lot in Serbia. Maybe he forgot to hang up.

The daddy has monthly electric costs of $10,065.

While the daddy spends $12,775 on monthly food and home supplies, he spends only $500 a month on “meals outside home”.

The daddy drops over $24k per month on gasoline and oil expenses. I’m guessing Daddy don’t own no hybrids.

The daddy has a monthly clothing allowance of over 17k. He also has monthly dry cleaning and laundry costs of $6,730. If you spend over $17k a month on clothes, do you really even need to re-wear them? What exactly are they washing those clothes in? Champagne?

While the daddy spends only $330 monthly on entertainment, his monthly vacation costs are over $110k.

This may seem very extravagant to you. But realize, the daddy does his part. He pays about $469k a month in taxes. And over $75k in property taxes. And he takes care of his environmental responsibilities by spending $1,610 per month on pool and lawn care.

The daddy doles out a whopping $1,495 per month on cable tv. Shaq, step away from the remote, man. What are you watching anyway?

Source: Zoner Sports

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