2008 PREDICTIONS

January 24, 2008

Ozzy kicks the bucket.
Scientologist remove Cruise from the #1 position.
We’ll be calling President “McCain”.
Jack Bauer will finally die making 24 good again.
Lacy Peterson’s body won’t be found.
Britney Spears tries to kill herself.
By 4th Q the stock market will be in the low 10,000’s
Minnesota will acquire Berrian & Derek Anderson and look to be the NFC fav.
White Sox & Bulls both make whole sale trades to rebuild.
Doctor Phil will no longer be address as “Doctor” by the end of the year.
Lindsey Lohan poses in Playboy.
Rod Blagojevich is assassinated.
The first 1,000 yard receiver (since 2002) will be Devin Hester (and people will still complain that he should only be doing special teams).
Next years Superbowl performer will finally be ACDC
… finally
There will be one more attack on America traced back to a Muslim group and for the first time there will be vigilante attacks on various Muslim establishments.

January 24, 2008 | Filed Under Randomness

Comments

5 Responses to “2008 PREDICTIONS”

The Zoner on January 24th, 2008 8:37 am

Wow! Those are some strong predictions. If Hester becomes a 1,000 yard receiver, anyone who thinks he should be just a returner needs their Bears fan license revoked!
Lis on January 24th, 2008 9:04 am

“anyone who thinks he should be just a returner needs their Bears fan license revoked!”

LOL dude that’s funny. Well Lovie said Hes could be our #1 going into camp.

I believe Turner/Lovie only gave Hester 20 plays or so to learn in training camp. I think they underestimated just how good he was going to be. Then asking Hester to learn on the fly is not going to happen.

Also Turner has this pass short mentality on 2nd and long and 3rd and long. Let the player make a move for the 1st down. Well no one in the NFL will be able to turn a 5 yard pass into 9 yards better then Hester.

W/ how bad Moose is now we don’t have a #1. Even if Berrian comes back Hester will be on the field a majority of the time as at least the #3 guy. Bradley, Hass, Davis are all depth guys. Because they’ll never be better then Berrian or Hester. And they definitely won’t be able to be the #1 wr.
sissy on January 24th, 2008 11:38 pm

isn’t that Stacy peterson?
Lis on January 28th, 2008 9:10 pm

Oh yeah Lacy’s body was found. Her head’s still a missin’. But I did mean Stacy.
Lis on February 18th, 2008 8:05 pm

Wow that was quick a few of my predictions have already happened…

Scientologist remove Cruise from the #1 position.
Lindsey Lohan poses in Playboy.

Well it wasn’t Playboy but it was in another magazine… close enough.