Man Tree

November 29, 2007

After googling this guy…I guess it was caused from a wart and his own genetics… crazy scary. I guess scientists have heard about it and are trying to get more help for this guy.

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NASA Debunks Part of Global Warming

November 28, 2007

NASA Debunks Part of Global Warming Myth, Will Media Report It?

Is the National Aeronautics and Space Administration filled with climate change deniers?

Such seems likely to be alleged by hysterical alarmists in the press when and if they read a new study out of NASA which determined that “not all the large changes seen in Arctic climate in recent years are a result of long-term trends associated with global warming.“

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What to do w/ Arch?

November 27, 2007

Do you think it’s possible Arch could replace Briggs as a situational run stopper and Williams play in probable passing downs?

In nickel and dime defense you only need 2 LBs.

Arch 5′11′ 223lbs
Briggs 6′1″ 240lbs
Williams 6′0 237lbs

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Summarizing the Bears offense

November 17, 2007

We run an offense that sets up the punting game. Our blocking is a scheme called “half-second hit.” Which means….hit the d-line for half a second, then either fall down, hold the guy, or let him run past you to hit Benson for a loss. Our lineman must be 34 or older and within 2 years of deciding where to purchase their burial plots for themselves. Our receivers must be glorified Cornerbacks; able to tackle, drop passes, and run horrible routes. Our Running Backs must have the ability to fall forward and fumble at the worst possible moments while simultaneously complaining about a lack of a major role in the offense…

The QB system is more complex than any other in the league. On days that Brad Maynard is being overused, to give him a breather, we have designed plays that let Rex Grossman throw 60 yards down field into triple (and sometimes quadruple) coverage with the intentions of an INT. It nets more yards than most of Maynard’s punts anyways… Also, for example, If Briggs is having a great day; 14 tackles, a forced fumble, couple of sacks etc. etc.. We call the infamous “fumble the QB-Center exchange play” or as its called when Rex audibles “3 double red ahhhgh.” It’s allows Briggs more opportunity to pad his stats and allow us a reason to pay him the sum of both AROD’s and David Beckham’s annual salary when he is a free agent this off season…

What can I say? Our offense will do anything possible to keep the Defense in the spotlight. Best way to do it…keep them on the field. Such selflessness.

By NKbearsNK

Who was “bathing in the realm of sarcasm. The water is warm.”

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The day Sweetness passed….

November 2, 2007

Today is the eighth year anniversary of Payton’s final fight….probably the only one he ever lost.

Walter Payton

I remember when he died….I was just devastated, it just didn’t seem possible that something could take down Payton like that. I remember the interview towards the end where he looked skinny and weak, it tore me up to see it.

I was lucky enough to meet him at an autograph signing he did in a mall near me, I’ll never forget that and especially his handshake, it was like a vice. I still have the pic he signed hanging on my wall just above my computer monitor so I look at it all the time.

I miss the guy, I miss the heart he had and what he did for our favorite team , it’s fans and the entire city of Chicago not to count millions of fans from other teams that loved him and respected him as well.

We miss you Walter.