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Free Cash

September 18, 2007

If you live in a state outside Illinois and you’re planning on selling or buying a house let me know first. That way I can make a referral and I’ll split the fee with you.

For example, You’re buying a 200,000.00 house in Mississippi. The approximate commission would be $5,000.00. A referral fee is 20% (in this example $1,000.00). So I call up an agent you want (ahead of time) tell them I have a friend that wants to buy or sell a house… Then after closing I send you a check for $500.00 :mrgreen:

It’s that simple.

Here’s some stuff you could buy with $500.00…


IPhone

PS3

Tickets

Sony

… and don’t forget…

Oreo's

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400 Bricks

September 7, 2007

Natural Selection in Employment

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.

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