Home Security Tip

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key chain.

It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break in your house, odds are the burglar or rapist won’t stick around….after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there.

Albert Einstein

Albert EinsteinWhen Albert Einstein’s wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German Ambassador, he said, “If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits.”

Other quotes by Albert Einstein:

“Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.”

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.”

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Ross

Ever see this guy Ross on Jay Leno’s show? He’s kinda light in the loafers. I can’t help it… I find him funny. Go ahead and tell me how stoopid I am for this post. I deserve it.



Ross the fireman


Ross & Steve Irwin

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Germany army drafts 4 week old baby

BERLIN (Reuters) - The German army sent a draft notice to a four-week-old baby named Lucio, ordering him to report for duty within the next 10 days, before realizing it had blundered.

A spokesman for the army said the notice had been sent erroneously because a clerk typed in the wrong date of birth for the boy from Aubstadt, in southern Germany.

“It was an accident,” an army spokesman told Reuters. “Somebody entered the wrong number into a computer. There was no harm done. We realized the error the same day and called up the family to tell them to throw the notice away when it arrived.”

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chopper baby

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